Description: A Dreadful Fairy Book by Jon Etter, Quentin Q. Quacksworth Estimated delivery 3-12 business days Format Hardcover Condition Brand New Description Readers, beware: what you hold in your hands is a dreadful fairy book. I wish I were narrating almost any other fairy story, but alas, this is my lot. Whatever expectations you have of delightful and whimsical fairies are sure to be disappointed. There are certainly fairies, but most are not proper fairies. Some who are supposed to be nasty are disappointingly nice, while some who should be kind and helpful are disconcertingly surly, dishonest, and generally unpleasant company. Our heroine is, perhaps, the worst offenderâa sprite more interested in books than carefree games, who insists on being called Shade. She is on a quest, albeit with rather questionable companions, to find a place her outré self can call home. A place of companionship, comfort, and, most importantly, positively filled with books. Author Biography The author of this dreadful tale, one Mr. Jon Etter, grew up in his local library in Forrest, Illinois (Population 1200 and some dogs) and eventually migrated north to Wisconsin, where he has taught high school English for the past twenty years.When not teaching or attempting to domesticate his two children, Jon has written a number of proper tales--mostly fantasy--for The London Journal of Fiction, The Singularity, The Great Tome of Forgotten Relics and Artifacts, and other venues. A Dreadful Fairy Book is his first novel for kids and hes loved every minute of working on it that wasnt spent with Quentin Q. Quacksworth, whom Jon describes as "the opposite of fun," although he does enjoy how annoyed Quacksworth gets when referred to as "Triple Q" or "Q Cubed."In his storied, 43-year career as a professional narrator, Quentin Quigley Quacksworth has worked on many wonderful, proper pieces of literature. His greatest regret, professional or personal, is his involvement with Jon Etter, whom he describes as "a pugnacious purveyor of puerile prose," and A Dreadful Fairy Book, which he strongly urges publishers, parents, teachers, and librarians to keep out of the hands of children. Details ISBN 1948705141 ISBN-13 9781948705141 Title A Dreadful Fairy Book Author Jon Etter, Quentin Q. Quacksworth Format Hardcover Year 2018 Pages 300 Publisher Amberjack Publishing Company GE_Item_ID:120094208; About Us Grand Eagle Retail is the ideal place for all your shopping needs! With fast shipping, low prices, friendly service and over 1,000,000 in stock items - you're bound to find what you want, at a price you'll love! Shipping & Delivery Times Shipping is FREE to any address in USA. Please view eBay estimated delivery times at the top of the listing. Deliveries are made by either USPS or Courier. We are unable to deliver faster than stated. International deliveries will take 1-6 weeks. NOTE: We are unable to offer combined shipping for multiple items purchased. This is because our items are shipped from different locations. Returns If you wish to return an item, please consult our Returns Policy as below: Please contact Customer Services and request "Return Authorisation" before you send your item back to us. Unauthorised returns will not be accepted. Returns must be postmarked within 4 business days of authorisation and must be in resellable condition. Returns are shipped at the customer's risk. We cannot take responsibility for items which are lost or damaged in transit. For purchases where a shipping charge was paid, there will be no refund of the original shipping charge. Additional Questions If you have any questions please feel free to Contact Us. Categories Baby Books Electronics Fashion Games Health & Beauty Home, Garden & Pets Movies Music Sports & Outdoors Toys
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ISBN-13: 9781948705141
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ISBN: 9781948705141
Book Title: Dreadful Fairy Book
Number of Pages: 300 Pages
Language: English
Publisher: Amberjack Publishing Company
Topic: Fantasy & Magic, Humorous Stories, Action & Adventure / General, Fairy Tales & Folklore / General, General, Social Themes / Friendship, Books & Libraries
Item Height: 1 in
Publication Year: 2018
Illustrator: Yes
Genre: Juvenile Fiction
Item Weight: 15.1 Oz
Author: Jon Etter
Item Length: 8.5 in
Book Series: Those Dreadful Fairy Bks.
Item Width: 7.9 in
Format: Hardcover