Portland Timbers Green And Gold Scarf: PNW Raised MLS Ruffneck

Description: Tired of cheering for the Timbers with just your voice? Well, its time to step up your game. Introducing this officially licensed Portland Timbers scarf, expertly crafted to warm not just your neck, but also your cold, soccer-loving heart. Whether you're screaming from the nosebleeds or politely yelling OFFSIDE! at your TV while your dog questions your life choicesthis scarf is here for you. This beauty comes in the iconic green and gold, carefully selected to symbolize forests so vast that Bigfoot might be real, and gold so bright it reminds you youre broke from all those stadium beers. It's made in the USA because no imported scarf could handle the emotional rollercoaster of an MLS season. One size fits all unless youre a raccoon or an unusually large tree. And yes, its UNISEX because scarves don't care about gender, they just care about passion. Wrap it twice around your neck or once around your head for that artsy ultra-fan vibe. Wear it to the match, the grocery store, or your next awkward family gatheringits socially acceptable everywhere Timbers fans reside (or hide). With this scarf, not only will you stay warm, but you'll also look so cool even Timber Joey might offer you the chainsaw. Plus, you'll have a handy tool to wave in frustration when the refs decisions look more questionable than that vegan hot dog you ate at halftime. Support your team in styleor use it as a lifeline when you fall into a blackberry bush during one of those post-game celebrations. Go Timbers, go GREEN, and remember: scarfing is NOT optional. Buy now before the season ends or your exs team wins!

Price: 24.99 USD

Location: Vancouver, Washington

End Time: 2025-01-23T18:08:19.000Z

Shipping Cost: N/A USD